coelasquid:

poupon:

misandryad:

sinbadism:

comicsalliance:

HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

shut the fuck up

Haha what the fuck

hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

"If hello kitties comes from cats why is there still cats take that athetits"

“she walks like a human but is something else, something unknowable that wants to be your friend”

coelasquid:

poupon:

misandryad:

sinbadism:

comicsalliance:

HELLO KITTY IS NOT A CAT, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

shut the fuck up

Haha what the fuck

hello kitty is far more postmodern than any of us could have ever imagined

"If hello kitties comes from cats why is there still cats take that athetits"

“she walks like a human but is something else, something unknowable that wants to be your friend”

Charlie Sheen smokes crack live in a web-chat and they make him the highest paid actor on television.

An 18-year-old black person smokes a blunt and he is unfit to live.

I see you white power.

— Comedian Greg Blackshear (via sonofbaldwin)

(via dimir-charmer)

I am struck occasionally, usually while snuggling the cat, with our faith in domestication.

The cat is a small, ferocious predator, twelve pounds of…well, flab and fur, frankly, in Athena’s case, but what muscle there is is strong all out of proportion to her size. I have watched three 150+ primates try and fail to subdue a ten pound cat, and consider it not at all unusual. The cat is as flexible as a snake and as strong as an ox. She has quite dainty looking teeth and claws, but there’s nothing dainty about their ability to flay flesh from bone.

If the cat and I were in a duel to the death, I would almost certainly win. I am 15+ times larger than she is, after all, and while my teeth and claws are pathetic, I have prehensile hands capable of doing terrible things. But if I had to go in naked, as the cat does, (and assuming the cat was aware that she was going to have to kill me, and not taking a nap in the corner) I can pretty much guarantee it would be a Pyhrric victory. I’d look like I’d gone ten rounds with a wolverine. I would need stitches. A lot of stitches. Possibly a glass eye. And antibiotics by the truckload. It’d be a mess, and there would even be a chance of an upset if the cat managed to go face-hugger on me.

And yet, despite the knowledge of the shocking amount of damage my small predator could inflict, it never occurs to me to worry. I pick the cat up and she tucks her head under my chin and purrs, canine teeth centimeters from my jugular, and despite the fact that I am carrying a ruthless carnivore in a position where she could, with great ease, remove me from the gene pool, I am thoroughly content with the world. Even knowing full well that cats are not even a truly domesticated animal, that Athena’s kin might best be described as “consistently tamed,” my greatest concern is that my black tank top is now coated in white cat hairs.

We have such faith in the process of domestication, despite the sheer unnaturalness of what’s happening. Small predators do not curl up on the chests of large primates and purr in the wild. And yet, every now and again, generally when my small predator is purring on the chest of this particular primate, I think How strange, how strange… that we’re doing this, and even stranger, that we both take it completely for granted, and find nothing unusual in such a completely unlikely alliance.

Ursula Vernon (via aliothturtle)

(via fe-not-phoe)

daddyhole:

i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”

its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”

son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down

(via fe-not-phoe)

lacigreen:

a nail polish that can detect date rape drugs is making its rounds in the news today - “an amazing new way to stop rape!”….slow down there sonny, let’s not get distracted from the real issues here 

lacigreen:

a nail polish that can detect date rape drugs is making its rounds in the news today - “an amazing new way to stop rape!”

….slow down there sonny, let’s not get distracted from the real issues here 

(via oksara)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(via really-cool-leaf)

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

(via candidlycara)

asker

notyournicefeminist asked: Every time you make a white cishet boy cry, my heart gets all fluttery.

  • Wife: You look like a duck. Ugly duckling.
  • Me: I used to identify with that book a lot, you know.
  • Wife: Even though you never grew up to be pretty?
thepsychoemoreport:

I am destruction incarnate. I shall bathe in your blood. I will bring reality to its knees. For I am the great Mr. Hissy. Fear me!

thepsychoemoreport:

I am destruction incarnate. I shall bathe in your blood. I will bring reality to its knees. For I am the great Mr. Hissy. Fear me!

(via alongstrangeride)