I convinced my girlfriend to slap me in the face really hard when we had sex

Why can’t I just be happy about that and not sad about homework?

autumnalequinox:

nailpolishbreath:

cerberus-cheerleader:

loxyclean:

nastynaaz:

sirenofhyrule:

darkbiohazard:

valkenhayn:

Videogames porn titles.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

i have played ALL of these video games. i have to see this for myself lmao

LMFAO

omgomgomg BIOCOCK

I’m literally crying

omfg omfg ASS EFFECT 2 and DANTE’S IN PORNO rofl

Queers of War killed me 

WHO’S YOUR BIG DADDY NOW

I dunno this may be exactly what the Gears franchise needs

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It’s April!

Which means it has been a year since I started using tumblr.

It also means it has been a year since I last got laid.

Coincidence? 

Bonus Achievement: Didn’t shout current girlfriend’s name.

Bonus Achievement: Didn’t shout current girlfriend’s name.

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In which my cynicism shines through.

rosalarian:

Laid Off

Man, the economy, am I right?