La-la-la-la-la
I convinced my girlfriend to slap me in the face really hard when we had sex
Why can’t I just be happy about that and not sad about homework?
Videogames porn titles.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i have played ALL of these video games. i have to see this for myself lmao
LMFAO
omgomgomg BIOCOCK
I’m literally crying
omfg omfg ASS EFFECT 2 and DANTE’S IN PORNO rofl
Queers of War killed me
WHO’S YOUR BIG DADDY NOW
I dunno this may be exactly what the Gears franchise needs
(via fatdicaprio)
It’s April!
Which means it has been a year since I started using tumblr.
It also means it has been a year since I last got laid.
Coincidence?
Bonus Achievement: Didn’t shout current girlfriend’s name.
(via bearpunx)
In which my cynicism shines through.
Laid Off
Man, the economy, am I right?
